# I have a George **URL:** \ **Category:** george\ **Created:** [January 7, 2015, 11:45am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945 "2015-01-07T11:45:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ook](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/ook/32/72_2.png) [@Ook](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Ook)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 11:45am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945/1 "2015-01-07T11:45:26Z")
Ponder this email deeply : Please can you try to VNC [IP redacted] the VNC password is ; [redacted] This PC its also fot manager if you can set up the Internet on it so that she can have access on the internet Becouse the [other PC IP] when i trying to VNC it theere massege that come that the server closed the connection and the server runnin g as application. ---
**Author:** ![dakboy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/dakboy/32/68_2.png) [@dakboy](https://cog.discourse.group/u/dakboy)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 1:59pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945/2 "2015-01-07T13:59:36Z")
It’s like you can see exactly where the drugs started to kick in. ---
**Author:** ![Viking](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/viking/32/32_2.png) [@Viking](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Viking)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 4:56am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945/3 "2015-01-08T04:56:26Z")
Hmmm… Unfettered inbound VNC access from the Internet to a manager’s desktop. What cold possibly go wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Ook](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/ook/32/72_2.png) [@Ook](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Ook)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 6:54am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945/4 "2015-01-08T06:54:09Z")
Nope, no unfettered VNC access… there’s a VPN for that… 😋 Will see what emails will be forthcoming today… ---
**Author:** ![Ook](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/ook/32/72_2.png) [@Ook](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Ook)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 8:57am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945/5 "2015-01-08T08:57:49Z")
More fun :: Hi Ook The [name] [place] manager said told that the [ip redacted] that pc you did install the Internet doent have what she want to use Like HR and onother things she need the internet be to in the [ip redacted] only becouse its where there is all the staff she is using. Thanks ---
**Author:** ![Woodman](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/woodman/32/24_2.png) [@Woodman](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Woodman)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 12:56pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945/6 "2015-01-08T12:56:21Z")
Ohemgee. Man, I used to hate it when I installed the internet wrong. And she shouldn’t be using someone’s staff at work. ---
**Author:** ![Nabiki](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/nabiki/32/935_2.png) [@Nabiki](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Nabiki)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 1:40pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945/7 "2015-01-08T13:40:15Z")
Just… I think I ran out of words. 0\_0 ---
**Author:** ![dakboy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/dakboy/32/68_2.png) [@dakboy](https://cog.discourse.group/u/dakboy)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 2:11pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945/8 "2015-01-08T14:11:47Z")
I am convinced that this individual is a recent product of the US education system. ---
**Author:** ![ClockWorkXon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/clockworkxon/32/593_2.png) [@ClockWorkXon](https://cog.discourse.group/u/ClockWorkXon)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 1:05am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945/9 "2015-01-09T01:05:56Z")
You cad. You did install the internet? And without all the components? What is it that she wants to use, just like HR? Can’t HR let her use it in their department? I think everybody needs the internet to “be to in” as well. And drug abuse rehabilitation. > [@Nabiki](#): > > Just… I think I ran out of words. 0\_0 I have a random word generator you can use. > [@dakboy](#): > > I am convinced that this individual is a recent product of the US education system. Devry graduate. _ **I** _ am convinced that we need to form a Revolutionary Army to defend the English language and computers from this kind of relentless assault and torment. ---
**Author:** ![Ook](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/ook/32/72_2.png) [@Ook](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Ook)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 5:26am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945/10 "2015-01-09T05:26:47Z")
Yay. Our own George - a South African product, born and bred in South Africa. I will provide a translation of his messages from now on together with the original message, should any new one be forthcoming. Regards Ook ---
**Author:** ![Ook](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/ook/32/72_2.png) [@Ook](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Ook)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 5:28am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945/11 "2015-01-09T05:28:43Z")
> [@Ook](#): > > Please can you try to VNC [IP redacted] the VNC password is ; [redacted]This PC its also fot manager if you can set up the Internet on it so that she can have access on the internet Becouse the [other PC IP] when i trying to VNC it theere massege that come that the server closed the connection and the server runnin g as application. Translation : Please can you try to VNC in to [IP]. This IP is the Manager’s PC. Please set up Internet access for her. The other PC have a problem with its VNC, when you VNC to it, a message pops up to tell you that the server is running as an application. ---
**Author:** ![Ook](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/ook/32/72_2.png) [@Ook](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Ook)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 5:30am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945/12 "2015-01-09T05:30:23Z")
> [@Ook](#): > > The [name] [place] manager said told that the [ip redacted] that pc you did install the Internet doent have what she want to use Like HR and onother things she need the internet be to in the [ip redacted] only becouse its where there is all the staff she is using. The manager at site informed me that there are several applications missing on her Internet-enabled PC. She needs to have access to HR Manage and other programs, and this is needed urgently so that she can manage her staff more efficiently. ---
**Author:** ![ClockWorkXon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/clockworkxon/32/593_2.png) [@ClockWorkXon](https://cog.discourse.group/u/ClockWorkXon)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 6:30am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945/13 "2015-01-09T06:30:43Z")
> [@Ook](#): > > I will provide a translation of his messages from now on Bah. It’s more fun screwing up our faces and slamming our faces into the wall in an attempt to stop wondering what the frig is going on. ---
**Author:** ![Ook](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/ook/32/72_2.png) [@Ook](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Ook)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 6:55am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945/14 "2015-01-09T06:55:43Z")
> [@ClockWorkXon](#): > > Bah. It’s more fun screwing up our faces and slamming our faces into the wall in an attempt to stop wondering what the frig is going on. As you wish… then I’ll leave the translations out 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ook](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/ook/32/72_2.png) [@Ook](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Ook)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 6:56am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945/15 "2015-01-09T06:56:13Z")
New one just in : can i please have the VPN Username : Passowrd : For [username] becouse when i want to disconnected The computer Ask me The VPN username and Password on Manager PC. ---
**Author:** ![ClockWorkXon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/clockworkxon/32/593_2.png) [@ClockWorkXon](https://cog.discourse.group/u/ClockWorkXon)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 7:05am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945/16 "2015-01-09T07:05:18Z")
oooh. How deliciously painful. ---
**Author:** ![Woodman](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/woodman/32/24_2.png) [@Woodman](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Woodman)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 12:42pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945/17 "2015-01-09T12:42:48Z")
Here, have a VPN. Bye now. ---
**Author:** ![Brazil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Brazil](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Brazil)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 12:56pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945/18 "2015-01-09T12:56:25Z")
You want the VPN but the VPN not havening anything to do with you. ---
**Author:** ![ClockWorkXon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/clockworkxon/32/593_2.png) [@ClockWorkXon](https://cog.discourse.group/u/ClockWorkXon)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 5:29pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945/19 "2015-01-09T17:29:43Z")
> [@Brazil](#): > > You want the VPN but the VPN not havening anything to do with you. Ah, the standard plot for Russian romance novels. ---
**Author:** ![Woodman](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/woodman/32/24_2.png) [@Woodman](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Woodman)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 6:04pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945/20 "2015-01-09T18:04:24Z")
But wait, don’t they actually want to havevning something to do with them, but can’t because they are a double agent for the Tsar/KGB/Russian Mafia? [Next page](https://cog.discourse.group/t/i-have-a-george/945.md?page=2)