# Random Musings (and associated non sequiturs) v. 3.0
**URL:** https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478
**Category:** general
**Created:** [October 10, 2013, 12:21am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478 "2013-10-10T00:21:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 229
### Author:  [@sig](https://cog.discourse.group/u/sig)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2021, 6:36am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478/4631 "2021-09-02T06:36:04Z")
For a while, I was traveling for work 2-4 times a month and the problem I had was not so much “where did I park” as “what kind of car am I even driving this week?”
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### Author:  [@MSUAlexis](https://cog.discourse.group/u/MSUAlexis)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2021, 2:13pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478/4632 "2021-09-02T14:13:50Z")
Well I found my car. They tried to trick me though. It’s level four in the garage but level three in the HOTEL. Not funny. 🤦🏼♀️
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### Author:  [@RRabbit42](https://cog.discourse.group/u/RRabbit42)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2021, 5:54am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478/4633 "2021-09-03T05:54:21Z")
It’s that time of year again. Time to pumpkin spice all the things!
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### Author:  [@balance](https://cog.discourse.group/u/balance)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2021, 10:51am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478/4634 "2021-09-03T10:51:47Z")
But I don’t _want_ the Pumpkin Spice Eye Drops!!!
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### Author:  [@e4tmyl33t](https://cog.discourse.group/u/e4tmyl33t)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2021, 2:01pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478/4635 "2021-09-03T14:01:13Z")
You’ll like them more than the Pumpkin Spice Suppositories…
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### Author:  [@Rizak](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Rizak)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2021, 5:25pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478/4636 "2021-09-03T17:25:55Z")
Pumpkin spice condoms? No, thank you.
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### Author:  [@Nabiki](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Nabiki)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2021, 9:32pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478/4637 "2021-09-15T21:32:37Z")
What do you think? Do you think they’ll hatch?
[ ](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/671199223034806272/887812934355529769/PXL_20210915_212451977.jpg)
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### Author:  [@MikeP](https://cog.discourse.group/u/MikeP)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2021, 10:50pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478/4638 "2021-09-15T22:50:00Z")
Assuming you got this recently, whether it was sent on the 6th of July or the 7th of June, I’m pretty sure it falls outside of a 3 day delivery.
The fact that all the eggs are likely broken may actually be a blessing in disguise.
Whatever, I don’t think you want to open it because the smell is going to be pretty horrible.
So, to answer your question, of course they will 😆
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### Author:  [@Nabiki](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Nabiki)
#### Post date: [September 15, 2021, 11:43pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478/4639 "2021-09-15T23:43:29Z")
To give you an idea, here are the replacements for the late shipment. This picture was taken over a week ago.
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### Author:  [@Ook](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Ook)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2021, 5:34am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478/4640 "2021-09-16T05:34:24Z")
Give it a try? Or you can claim your money back?
Up to you.
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### Author:  [@Nabiki](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Nabiki)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2021, 2:38pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478/4641 "2021-09-16T14:38:28Z")
I think I’m going to carefully open it outside, with the garbage can right next to it. I gave Myshire Farm the update and they have the tracking number, so they’re the ones entitled to a refund. They already replaced the eggs and they hatched over a month ago.
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### Author:  [@Rizak](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Rizak)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2021, 5:11pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478/4642 "2021-09-16T17:11:10Z")
Ima just share a video with you.
[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-CBNXN-EQA)
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### Author:  [@Ook](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Ook)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2021, 7:29pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478/4643 "2021-09-16T19:29:58Z")
PROTIP : To find out whether an egg is cooked or not, put it on a flat surface, then spin it. After a couple of revolutions, briefly stop it by putting your finger on it, and release your finger quickly.
If it is uncooked, the liquid mass inside will keep on rotating, and it will cause the (stopped) shell to rotate again.
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### Author:  [@dakboy](https://cog.discourse.group/u/dakboy)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2021, 10:39pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478/4644 "2021-09-22T22:39:47Z")
Why is a recovering alcoholic [creating and promoting his own line of beers](https://www.rochesterfirst.com/penfield/kelsey-grammer-coming-to-tops-on-elmwood-avenue/)?
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### Author:  [@GITM](https://cog.discourse.group/u/GITM)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2021, 11:30pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478/4645 "2021-09-22T23:30:26Z")
To pay for rehab?
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### Author:  [@balance](https://cog.discourse.group/u/balance)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2021, 11:50pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478/4646 "2021-09-22T23:50:34Z")
That does seem like a poor idea.
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### Author:  [@Ook](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Ook)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2021, 2:33am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478/4647 "2021-09-23T02:33:31Z")
Oh, the irony.
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### Author:  [@balance](https://cog.discourse.group/u/balance)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2021, 1:08pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478/4648 "2021-09-23T13:08:47Z")
UPS works so much better when the critical Keep Internet Alive Stuff is on the ‘Battery’ side of the UPS, not just “Surge Protection.”
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### Author:  [@DocDubious](https://cog.discourse.group/u/DocDubious)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2021, 6:54pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478/4649 "2021-09-25T18:54:02Z")
It worked for Drew Carey in a sitcom!
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### Author:  [@MikeP](https://cog.discourse.group/u/MikeP)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2021, 1:59am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/random-musings-and-associated-non-sequiturs-v-3-0/478/4650 "2021-09-28T01:59:34Z")
The rest of my family are complete failures as geeks.
There is a real estate company here called “The Collective” (or maybe just “Collective”, I’m not sure).
I am the only person in the family who immediately thought it should have “Borg” in the name.
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