# Song of the Printerer Redux

**URL:** <https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610>\
**Category:** george\
**Created:** [February 26, 2014, 9:32am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610 "2014-02-26T09:32:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Ook](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/ook/32/72_2.png) [@Ook](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Ook)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 9:32am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610/1 "2014-02-26T09:32:34Z")

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And the song of the Printerer continues here…

I missed it. Let’s start it going again.

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**Author:** ![Woodman](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/woodman/32/24_2.png) [@Woodman](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Woodman)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 6:38pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610/2 "2014-02-26T18:38:51Z")

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Dye Print or Dye Printerer, This time it’s the Workening.

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**Author:** ![Force10](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/force10/32/1550_2.png) [@Force10](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Force10)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610/3 "2014-02-27T17:16:47Z")

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The Fellowship of the Printerer  
The Two Printerers  
Return of the Printerer

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**Author:** ![Woodman](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/woodman/32/24_2.png) [@Woodman](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Woodman)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2014, 6:01pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610/4 "2014-02-27T18:01:37Z")

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Printerer Shrugged

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**Author:** ![lentron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/lentron/32/90_2.png) [@lentron](https://cog.discourse.group/u/lentron)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2014, 7:12pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610/5 "2014-02-27T19:12:09Z")

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Printerer is coming

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**Author:** ![Force10](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/force10/32/1550_2.png) [@Force10](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Force10)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2014, 8:23pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610/6 "2014-02-27T20:23:28Z")

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All your printerer are belong to us.

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**Author:** ![Woodman](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/woodman/32/24_2.png) [@Woodman](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Woodman)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2014, 8:30pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610/7 "2014-02-27T20:30:16Z")

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If I were a printerer man,  
yadadadadadadadadi

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**Author:** ![moufassa](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/moufassa/32/41_2.png) [@moufassa](https://cog.discourse.group/u/moufassa)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 2:34am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610/8 "2014-03-03T02:34:44Z")

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![](http://cog.discourse.group/uploads/cog/111/4fb8c7d0e5f5a3ff.jpg)

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**Author:** ![RRabbit42](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/rrabbit42/32/79_2.png) [@RRabbit42](https://cog.discourse.group/u/RRabbit42)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 5:31am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610/9 "2014-03-03T05:31:33Z")

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Do you want to build a printerer?  
It doesn’t have to be an HP.

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**Author:** ![Ook](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/ook/32/72_2.png) [@Ook](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Ook)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 8:20am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610/10 "2014-03-03T08:20:03Z")

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Hire Purchase printerers

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**Author:** ![Ook](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/ook/32/72_2.png) [@Ook](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Ook)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 8:24am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610/11 "2014-03-03T08:24:01Z")

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Three Printerers for the Tonerer-lords under the printerer  
Seven for the Paperer-lords in their halls of printerer  
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to work on many a broken printerer  
One Printerer for the Dark Printerer on his dark printerer  
In the Land of Printerer where Printerers printerer  
One Printerer to printerer them all, One Printerer to printerer them,  
One Printerer to printerer them all and in the darkness printerer them  
In the Land of Mordor where the Printerers printerer

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**Author:** ![TechnoMistress](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/technomistress/32/3981_2.png) [@TechnoMistress](https://cog.discourse.group/u/TechnoMistress)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2014, 4:28pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610/12 "2014-03-03T16:28:50Z")

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**Author:** ![Ook](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/ook/32/72_2.png) [@Ook](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Ook)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2014, 11:41am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610/13 "2014-03-12T11:41:45Z")

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Function Printerer(Print)  
Randomize  
If (Randomize) = 99 then Printerer.Paperjam  
If (Randomize) = 150 then Printerer.RotatePrintout180Degrees  
If (Randomize) = 484 then Printerer.CrashAndBurn  
If (Randomize) = 666 then Printerer.Rickroll  
Else Printerer.PrintNormally

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**Author:** ![moufassa](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/moufassa/32/41_2.png) [@moufassa](https://cog.discourse.group/u/moufassa)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 3:39am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610/14 "2014-03-13T03:39:55Z")

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O printerer, O printerer: crappy are your driverers!

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**Author:** ![Ook](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/ook/32/72_2.png) [@Ook](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Ook)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 5:24pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610/15 "2014-03-13T17:24:20Z")

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Printerer, Oh Printerer, wherefore art thou?

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**Author:** ![Force10](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/force10/32/1550_2.png) [@Force10](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Force10)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 8:51pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610/16 "2014-03-13T20:51:02Z")

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Good? Bad? I’m the guy with the printerer.

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**Author:** ![RoadRunner](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/roadrunner/32/63_2.png) [@RoadRunner](https://cog.discourse.group/u/RoadRunner)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2014, 9:39pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610/17 "2014-03-13T21:39:52Z")

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In the printerer, the mighty printerer  
The toner sleeps tonight

Wimoweh, wimoweh…

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**Author:** ![Viking](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/viking/32/32_2.png) [@Viking](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Viking)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 12:08am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610/18 "2014-04-11T00:08:16Z")

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The latest Amazon releases… Get 'em whilst they’re in stock!

‘To kill a printerer’  
‘The song of the tonerer monster’  
‘Zen and the art of printerer maintenance’

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**Author:** ![Force10](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/force10/32/1550_2.png) [@Force10](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Force10)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 6:59pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610/19 "2014-04-11T18:59:40Z")

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This little girl survived longer than that with no printerers and no training.

Well that’s great. Why don’t you put her in charge?!

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**Author:** ![Woodman](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/woodman/32/24_2.png) [@Woodman](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Woodman)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/song-of-the-printerer-redux/610/20 "2014-04-11T19:34:25Z")

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I say we take off and printerer the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

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