# Things you wish you could say (everywhere) **URL:** \ **Category:** general\ **Created:** [November 25, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/things-you-wish-you-could-say-everywhere/542 "2013-11-25T15:23:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darktan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/darktan/32/36_2.png) [@Darktan](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Darktan)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/things-you-wish-you-could-say-everywhere/542/1 "2013-11-25T15:23:40Z")
Didn’t see a generic ‘Things you wish you could say’… ---
**Author:** ![Darktan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/darktan/32/36_2.png) [@Darktan](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Darktan)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 3:24pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/things-you-wish-you-could-say-everywhere/542/2 "2013-11-25T15:24:59Z")
Wow, I can’t believe they got your name wrong at $\_CoffeeShop! That doesn’t happen to anyone else ever! Just you. Only you… ---
**Author:** ![Boomer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/boomer/32/1437_2.png) [@Boomer](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Boomer)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 3:41pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/things-you-wish-you-could-say-everywhere/542/3 "2013-11-25T15:41:09Z")
Pull your gorram pants up, you stupid douchebag. ---
**Author:** ![TechnoMistress](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/technomistress/32/3981_2.png) [@TechnoMistress](https://cog.discourse.group/u/TechnoMistress)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 4:53pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/things-you-wish-you-could-say-everywhere/542/4 "2013-11-25T16:53:20Z")
> [@Darktan](#): > > Wow, I can’t believe they got your name wrong at $\_CoffeeShop! That doesn’t happen to anyone else ever! Just you. Only you… They could always do this… [http://themetapicture.com/i-am-spartacus/](http://themetapicture.com/i-am-spartacus/) ---
**Author:** ![PadrinoFive7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df788c/32.png) [@PadrinoFive7](https://cog.discourse.group/u/PadrinoFive7)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 5:45pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/things-you-wish-you-could-say-everywhere/542/5 "2013-11-25T17:45:38Z")
Or just pass out Guy Fawkes Masks and give them the name “V”. ---
**Author:** ![Darktan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/darktan/32/36_2.png) [@Darktan](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Darktan)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 7:40pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/things-you-wish-you-could-say-everywhere/542/6 "2013-11-25T19:40:27Z")
I always use ‘Wolverines’ so I can yell ‘WOLVERINES!’ like in Red Dawn. That or Sparkles. ---
**Author:** ![DocDubious](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/docdubious/32/995_2.png) [@DocDubious](https://cog.discourse.group/u/DocDubious)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 12:43am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/things-you-wish-you-could-say-everywhere/542/7 "2013-11-26T00:43:00Z")
Along those lines… I saw a party give their name at a crowded restaurant as “Hungry.” The hostesses at that place always called for the family. “Now seating the Hungry family!” ---
**Author:** ![ElGee](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/elgee/32/62_2.png) [@ElGee](https://cog.discourse.group/u/ElGee)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/things-you-wish-you-could-say-everywhere/542/8 "2013-11-26T15:44:28Z")
Reminds me of the DHS skit on SHL with DeNiro… M’Balz iz H’ari al Shiite M’Drawrz Hous bin Pharteen I laughed until my eyes were peeing. ---
**Author:** ![Boomer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/boomer/32/1437_2.png) [@Boomer](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Boomer)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 3:59pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/things-you-wish-you-could-say-everywhere/542/9 "2013-11-26T15:59:30Z")
Don’t forget Graabir Boubi and Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr. ---
**Author:** ![dakboy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/dakboy/32/68_2.png) [@dakboy](https://cog.discourse.group/u/dakboy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 5:30pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/things-you-wish-you-could-say-everywhere/542/10 "2013-11-26T17:30:47Z")
Since it’s not on YouTube, in case anyone hasn’t seen it: [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=07d\_1358283299](http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=07d_1358283299) The full list: - M’Balz Es-Hari - Graabir Boubi - Haid D’Salaami - Hous Bin Pharteen - I-Bin Pharteen - I-Zheet M’Drurz - Shaif Hirboush - Al-Suq Akweer - Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr - Awan Afuqya - Yul Strokheet Al-Wauch - Apul Madeek - Yuliqa M’Diq, A.K.A. Uwana M’Diq, A.K.A. Usuqa M’Diq ---
**Author:** ![RoadRunner](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/roadrunner/32/63_2.png) [@RoadRunner](https://cog.discourse.group/u/RoadRunner)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 6:20pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/things-you-wish-you-could-say-everywhere/542/11 "2013-11-26T18:20:43Z")
Back when Whataburger used to write your name on the paper bag… My buddy (who is at least 6’ 2" and about the size of a linebacker) used to give the name Petunia. That always gave the employee pause - they’d usually stop and look up at him, questioningly. He’d just stare at them until they wrote it down. Damn that was funny. ---
**Author:** ![ElGee](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/elgee/32/62_2.png) [@ElGee](https://cog.discourse.group/u/ElGee)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 8:22pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/things-you-wish-you-could-say-everywhere/542/12 "2013-11-26T20:22:13Z")
Not on Youtube? WHAT? OMG! ---
**Author:** ![Woodman](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/woodman/32/24_2.png) [@Woodman](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Woodman)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2013, 12:02am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/things-you-wish-you-could-say-everywhere/542/13 "2013-11-29T00:02:56Z")
I get enough confusion with my real name. ---
**Author:** ![MikeP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@MikeP](https://cog.discourse.group/u/MikeP)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2013, 7:32pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/things-you-wish-you-could-say-everywhere/542/14 "2013-11-30T19:32:38Z")
F@#k off. I do not want any MacAfee garbage anywhere near my PC and if your latest stupid Flash player insists on installing that crap without asking me if I want it then I guess I just won’t be updating it. Morons! ---
**Author:** ![meitemark](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/meitemark/32/58_2.png) [@meitemark](https://cog.discourse.group/u/meitemark)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2013, 12:39am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/things-you-wish-you-could-say-everywhere/542/15 "2013-12-08T00:39:22Z")
Use [ninite.com](http://ninite.com) for updates of any kind. Garbage free. ---
**Author:** ![DocDubious](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/docdubious/32/995_2.png) [@DocDubious](https://cog.discourse.group/u/DocDubious)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2013, 9:57pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/things-you-wish-you-could-say-everywhere/542/16 "2013-12-08T21:57:06Z")
Well, ninite is nice, but I don’t see the Adobe Flash installer there. The only place I know to get it is from their own site (usually from their own updater) and THAT’S what tries to install McAfee’s extra security scanner. Checked by default, have to uncheck before clicking. ---
**Author:** ![meitemark](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/meitemark/32/58_2.png) [@meitemark](https://cog.discourse.group/u/meitemark)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 2:10am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/things-you-wish-you-could-say-everywhere/542/17 "2013-12-09T02:10:08Z")
> [@DocDubious](#): > > but I don’t see the Adobe Flash installer there huh. suddenly, neither do I. ahhh… [Reddit - Dive into anything](http://www.reddit.com/r/techsupport/comments/1c2h0b/flash_removed_from_ninite/) ---
**Author:** ![Nabiki](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/nabiki/32/935_2.png) [@Nabiki](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Nabiki)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2013, 1:54am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/things-you-wish-you-could-say-everywhere/542/18 "2013-12-19T01:54:18Z")
Can we take the @#%&% needle out of myaarm yet? It’s not even attached to anything! ---
**Author:** ![Ook](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex001/user_avatar/cog.discourse.group/ook/32/72_2.png) [@Ook](https://cog.discourse.group/u/Ook)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2013, 7:57am UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/things-you-wish-you-could-say-everywhere/542/19 "2013-12-19T07:57:58Z")
Is the year over yet? ---
**Author:** ![PadrinoFive7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df788c/32.png) [@PadrinoFive7](https://cog.discourse.group/u/PadrinoFive7)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2013, 3:31pm UTC](https://cog.discourse.group/t/things-you-wish-you-could-say-everywhere/542/20 "2013-12-19T15:31:00Z")
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