Now running on Discourse 1.3, which adds a bunch of stuff, in case anyone is curious about new features we could conceivably turn on!
Polls remain a little complicated, but they’re still done in messages via tags rather than through the composer UI. Not sure if I really like that, but at least it makes the composer UI easy!
Nick Burns should still not be allowed to do polls. 
I do like sorting the all time user list. It seems I’m on top of the read list with 9.2K. 
The new poll system seems okay to me. Yeah, we don’t have a separate editor for doing that, but this way is cleaner, as far as I can see.
Stats are lame. I’m not number 1 on anything at all.
Top 20 lurker all the way.
Geez. I need a hobby.
I got a new hobby!! Killing customers who come through my line at H-Mart!! OH yeah!! ~wanders in, does a little dance, wanders out~
Oh no. The @SuicidalRat has been sighted! Please move your daughters and loose cash to a secure location immediately.
Woo!! I’m also here for your donkeys!!! IN STOCKINGS!! (Psst, both me and the donkey in stockings!! LIFE IS AWESOME!!!)
I believe this is the first time I’ve topped a list on any forum over the years.
Why am I a cheese weasel?
EDIT: When you reply to a topic and go back to the main view it shows that a topic has been updated, and it’s the one you just posted in. Started doing that yesterday.
It’s not the daughters you need to protect from Ratty, CWX, it’s their shoes… 
Not a cheese weasel, but the Cheese Weasel! Because that is what you put for your real name. I think you did that back when Discourse started sending emails when someone replied to one of your posts.
It has been doing the phantom topic updates for a while for me. At least, I have for sure noticed it on my work computer when running/accessing with Firefox.
Did we ever find out if he tested positive for space herpes?
Hah, I totally forgot about that!
Aaaand version 1.4 is out.
No space herpes! Yay!! Shoes and invisible bottled water for everybody!!! Just kidding, I uh, had to put the shoes away. They were very naughty!!!
Hi everybody!! ~Waves~