Home Ownership

I tore out the other kitchen cabinet today, tacked white plastic over the windows for some privacy and to keep the flies out (the previous person apparently ran off with all of the screens), and cobbled together a temporary desk.

Missy and I went to the thrift store down the street, and came back with a simple chair and a “blue bag”. The thrift store sells large blue garbage bags stuffed with different things, and each is labelled “child”, “infant”, “woman”, “men”, and “linen”. I picked up one of the “linen” ones, so Missy got three new pillows to snuggle with. There was also a unique pillow sham, a long strip of yellow silk that I assume is supposed to be a table runner or something, and a small crocheted rag rug.

Whenever my brain sees crochet it process crotch. So a crotched rag rug didn’t sound very appealing.

Sounds like you are making lots of progress very fast, good jorb.

Well, “lots of progress” would be a stretch. Basically, I’ve torn out a lot of stuff.

I need to get to Home Depot (I won’t mention what gay guys call it) and get some 2x4s so I can build a frame to support the sink while I tear out the counter. I don’t know whose bright idea it was to put particle board in a kitchen, much less around the fricking sink, but I’d like to introduce him to a boot full of fireworks.

Seriously thinking of making my own butcher-block counter-top. I’m trying to figure out a better layout for the kitchen, too.

Rule #1 of Home Depot/Lowe’s - don’t buy dimensional lumber there. I once spent 45 minutes trying to find 16 2x4s straight enough to build some shelves for my garage. These places have the worst lumber. Go to a real lumber yard or builder’s supply. It’ll probably be cheaper too.

You have a point there. I’ve always had the worst luck with them on that score. I’ll check around.

We don’t have Home Depot but we have B&Q and Homebase in the same vein - and their lumber is always crap too. Especially our local Homebase which can’t sell wood unless it has at least one water stain on it.

We also have the stupid problem of what’s called “metricised measure” where the wood comes in 1.8, 2.4, or 3.2 metre lengths because that’s closest to the old standard imperial lengths. But because they aren’t actually imperial lengths, you have to cut them down to fit regardless -.-

Wow. That’s a whole other level of stupid right there.

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I haven’t needed to buy lumber in a few years (like more than 5, so I guess more than a few) but don’t recall having much trouble getting decent 2x4s.
Many, many moon ago, I worked in the lumber department at a Home Depot, I think 1990-91. Back then, when restocking a bin, we were supposed to pull out all the old sticks, forklift in the new bundle, then put the old sticks back in the bin while culling out bad ones. But, if some lazy ass was restocking, the culling didn’t always happen. Also, we stored the plain (non-pressure treated) lumber inside, so it didn’t get rained on or baked in the sun… that probably helped keep the warping to a minimum. One thing I did notice, though, was that contractors were not as picky as individuals/homeowners about warping… as long as it wasn’t a corkscrew, they could find a use for it.

Just FYI, Home Depot has horrible, horrible customer service too. Below is a letter that I wrote to them regarding my experience with a gift card.

Home Depot

2455 Paces
Ferry Road

Atlanta,
GA 30339

To Customer Service,

I would like
to register an official complaint regarding your company policy regarding gift
cards and my customer service experience document #5164726.

On June 18th
of this year, I purchased a gift card for $500 so my contractor could purchase
supplies. He lost the card, so I went to
my local Home Depot in Petaluma (#1382) on June 23rd to report the loss. I spoke with a manager who took me to a
workstation and found the record of the sale of the gift card and verified that
it had not been used since the latest receipt which I provided showing a balance
of $105 plus some change. She told me
that the gift card would be cancelled and that a replacement gift card would be
sent to me by mail. She took my card
with my contact information and kept my receipt. I regret that I did not get her name.

On July 11th,
I still had not received my replacement gift card, so I called the store and
spoke with another manager. He told me
that he was not familiar with the transaction, and that he would contact me by
the next afternoon at the latest. Again,
I neglected to get his name, and I never heard back from him.

On July 21st,
I still had not heard back, so I called the store one more time. I left my name and phone number with an
associate, and was called back later by Darlene. I was then told that she had no record of my
report. At this point, my project has
been delayed for almost a month, and I just wanted to get my credit card
refunded so I could purchase the supplies to finish my project. Darlene told me that I would need to contact
Customer Care to request that.

I called
Customer Care and spoke with a representative who called Darlene and spoke with
her while keeping me on hold for over ten minutes. I provided my information again, and was told
that they would have to contact me back.
I asked for a resolution that day since I had already been waiting for
almost a month.

Over three
hours later, I called the store back and asked for Darlene. I was put on hold, and I waited for ten
minutes on hold before giving up and calling Customer Care again. When I called Customer Care, I was put on
hold again. Five minutes later, I was
transferred back to the main menu, then cut off. I called back again. I was again put on hold for about five
minutes, then the agent I spoke with told me that the Home Depot gift cards are
just like cash. If they are lost, they
are not replaced. At this point I requested to speak with a
supervisor. I was transferred to Tracy.
She informed me that it is store policy
to not refund a gift card, ever, even if you have proof of purchase and proof
that the gift card has not been used since it was reported lost. I was offered a “one time customer service
special credit” for $105, but my customer service experience has been so bad,
that I no longer wish to shop at your stores.
I am lucky enough to have an OSH and a Lowe’s nearby, so I don’t have
to. I would like to have the remaining
amount on the lost gift card credited back to my credit card, and this is my
last hope to get my money back.

I understand
that mistakes happen. The first manager may have been misinformed, but my
consequent five contacts were all handled just as badly. As it is, I have spent a month waiting for a
replacement gift card that was never coming, and as a consequence my home
project has been delayed. It has been
delayed even more now that over 20% of my materials budget is gone.

Thank you
for your time,

I’m sorry, but now I really want to know what gay guys call Home Depot… :smile:

So do I! I’ve not heard it :stuck_out_tongue:

Most gay guys I know that actually go to Home Depot (rather than those who just talk about it) call it Bear Depot. I know a couple guys who go just for the eye candy.

Hahaha! Oh, that is great. I’m so stealing that for a story, somewhere, sometime…

Wait, isn’t that sexist and a clear example of misandry? Doesn’t the entire concept of a man objectifying another man, or a woman doing the same to another woman, blow that whole sexist thing out of the water. Being attracted to a stranger is objectifying, period dot. Dur, you don’t know them, so by what other measure would you be attracted to them?

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I dunno, I find it very arousing listening to a masculine man discussing HVAC duct-work.

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Oh come on, roofing at least. You fall for duct work? Maybe basement water proofing.

:slight_smile:

Nah, I got over roofing before I turned 23.

More outdoorsey… is that how you spell that made up word?

I’ve gotten lucky in my Lowe’s purchases lately. All the lumber I’ve gotten has been of good stock. Granted it was mostly just building the washer/dryer riser but I have a garage/store room shelving project coming up that will need decent wood at least.

The only “lumber” place I could find no longer does “new lumber”. They only do firewood now, they phased out of dimensional lumber two years ago as they prepare to retire.

There’s a butcher-block place, but I can’t afford that.