I’ve been without troubleshooting since 2010, no wifey since 2012, a woman likes me but I’m still lost me, cause she wears no shoes, what should I do?
I’m still blogging and listening to Harry Nilsson Without You, that’s still fine right?
I worked for Walmart for about 3 weeks, which made me feel icky…
If you love someone, hump his leg. If he stays, keep him. If he goes, it was never meant to be.
Um, Harry Nilsson is dead, would not have a “her leg”, and if he was still alive would still be married.
But hey, whatever floats your boat.
You felt ‘icky’ but did you feel dirty and naughty? If not, then working for Wally-World didn’t happen! 
I agree with TF, get all humpy-hump on her leg–if she runs, chase her down and humpy-hump her leg some more but don’t enjoy it. If she goes ‘tee-hee’, humpy-hump the leg with glee!
There is no icky or naughty at Walmart. Only Zuul.