The Hobbit : The Desolation of Printerer
Lord Foulās Printerer
Star Printerer : To boldly printerer where no man has printered before.
You want the printerer? YOU CANāT HANDLE THE PRINTERER!
In a hole in the ground there lived a printerer. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole filled with the end of worms, nor a dry, bare sandy one, it was a printerer hole, and that means tonerer.
No one can be told exactly what the Printerer is. You have to see it for yourself.
In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street
and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark office,
and in the dark, dark office there were some dark, dark stairs
and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cubicle,
and in the dark, dark cubicle there livedā¦ a printerer!
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Some popular trading card games.
Printerer: the Gathering
Legend of the Five Printerers
Pokemon (Gotta printerer 'em all)
Warlord: Saga of the Printerer
Printerer-Gi-Oh
A Game of Printerers
Fighting with the Gamilons,
we wonāt stop until weāve won.
If we can win, the Earth will survive.
Weāll keep peace alive
our Starprinterers.
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In brightest day
In blackest night
Let no printerer evade my sight
Let all who worship printererās might
Fear my power, Green Lanternās light
The Printerer of the Baskervilles
The Printerer went down to Georgia, it was looking for a soul to steal,
It was in a bind ācause it was way behind, and it was willing to make a deal.
It came upon a BOFH sawinā on a fuser and playinā it hot
And the Printerer jumped up on a paper stack and said āBoy lemme tell you what:ā
"I bet you didnāt know it but Iām a fuser player too,
And if youād care to take a dare Iāll make a bet with yew.
Now you play a pretty good fuser, boy, but give the Printerer his due,
Iāll bet a fuser of gold against your soul to think Iām better than you.
The boy said āIām the Admin, and it might be a sin,
But Iāll take your bet, and youāre gonna regret 'cause Iām the best thereās ever been!ā
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My dear fellow, donāt just let us hang in suspense, but do go on with your tale.
Well, if you insistā¦ 
The Printerer opened its top door and said "Iāll start this show."
And fire flew from its pickup rollers as it checked its toner flow.
And it pulled the paper across the drum and it made an evil hiss,
And a band of lusers joined in and complained about all the jobs missed.
When the Printerer finished, Admin said āWell youāre purdy good, olā son,
But migrate your queue to that IP right there and let me show you how itās done!ā
āFire in the print server!ā Run, jobs, run!
The Printererās in the cube of the rising sun;
Paperās in the paper tray gatherinā negative charge,
Adminās back with a vengeance, and itās no holds barred!
The Printerer closed its tray because it knew it had been beat,
And it laid that golden fuser in his cube, at Adminās feet.
Admin said āPrinterer, you just come on back now if you ever wanna try again,
'Cause Iāve told you once, you son of George, Iām the best thereās ever been!ā
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Well doneā¦ golden fuser, HA!
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O, well done! I commend your pains,
And everyone shall share iā the gains.
And now about the printerers get,
But NEVER use it on OUR net.
Tonerer is scarce put in.
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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
Well, I did have a little bit of inspiration from good olā Charlie Danielsā¦ 
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Oh yes, Iām quite familiar. That came out just before I moved from Atlanta to Houston, so it is safe to say that Iāve heard it a few times.
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āI must not printerer.
Printerer is the mind-killer.
Printerer is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my printerer.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the Printerer has gone there will be nothingā¦only I will remainā
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