Song of the Printerer Redux

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New book coming out from Michael Crichton :

Printerer Park

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As long as no one leaves the printerer out in the rain weā€™re fine.

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Tonerers now contains meth. Printerers, rejoice!

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Printerer, we need to cook.

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Oh, no. Now Iā€™ll have to print to the ordinary printerers.

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The von Trapp Family Singers:

Printerer, a printerer, a female printererā€¦

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The tonerer: An unexpected printering
The tonerer: The desolation of the serverer
The tonerer: Battle of the five printerer vendors

The lord of the tonerer: The fellowship of the printerer
The lord of the tonerer: The two fuserers
The lord of the tonerer: The return of the service technician

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Excellent!

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Episode 1 : The Serverer Menace
Episode 2 : Attack of the Clone Printerers
Episode 3 : Revenge of the Tonerer

Episode 4 : A New Printerer
Episode 5 : The Paperer Jam Strikes Back
Episode 6 : Return of the Melted Transparency

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Episode 7: The Printerer Awakens

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O printerer, O printerer
So dodgy is your fuserer.
O printerer, O printerer,
Much angst you cause your lusers.

And for each job they do submit,
Your network card gives not one sh!t.

O printerer, O printerer
So crappy are your rollerers.

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From the Shirley Temple does IT for Christmas album:

I want a printerer for Christmas
Only a printerer will do
Donā€™t want a doll
No dinky tinker toy
I want a printerer to play with and enjoy

I want a printerer for Christmas
I donā€™t think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He wonā€™t have to use
A dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door
Thatā€™s the easy thing to do

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Printerer Max: Have fun printerinā€™ da castle.
Valerie: Think itā€™ll work?
Printerer Max: It would take a printerer.

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We are the Knights who say ā€œNi!ā€ and we demandā€¦ a printerer! Not an expensive one, but a nice one.

ā€¦

We are no longer the Knights who say ā€œNi!ā€. We are now the Knights who sayā€¦ ā€œEcky-ecky-ecky REPLACE K TONERā€.

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If Printerer.newYear
Then Invoke Printerer.expensiveRepair

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Iā€™m all about the print, printerers. No inkjets.
Iā€™m all about the print, printerers. No inkjets.
Iā€™m all about the print, printerers. No inkjets.
Iā€™m all about the print, printerers. No inkjets.

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(I really want to give this the full printering treatment, but that will do for now.)

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[to the tune of Disneyā€™s ā€œFrozenā€]

Let it groan, let it groan
Canā€™t keep it lubed any more!
Let it groan, let it groan
Add fresh tonerer, slam the door!
I donā€™t care what the lusers say.
Let the Printerer rage on.
The queue never bothered me anyway.

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Excellent! :smiley:

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I canā€™t recall a Ghostbusters / Printerer cross-over. What can people come up with?

  • He tonerered me!
  • Donā€™t crossfeed the paper trays! OK? Just donā€™t!
  • Yes, your honour. That printerer has no tonerer.
  • ā€œDo you want this printerer?ā€ / ā€œIs that a trick question?ā€
  • The light is green, the queue is clean.
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Ray, when someone asks you if youā€™re a printerer, you say YES!
Letā€™s show this prehistoric printerer how we do things downtown!
We came, we saw, we kicked its tonerer!