Nah, I got it, but I prefer the single word responses to increase the probability they’ll spot it 
Yes, of course I will open a .docx sent to me from a "@outlook.com" email address, especially when the subject is all in lowercase “you’re award”.
:ion cannon ready:
83W8135? [chortle chortle]
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Oh what fun.
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Google Incorporation®.
Belgrave House,
76 Buckingham Palace Road,
London SW1W 9TQ,
United Kingdom.
Apparently somebody tattooed the word “Stupid” on my forehead when I wasn’t looking.
- When I have some free lasik, I will be glad to let you evaluate it.
- Apparently a lot of straight people have a problem with Erectile Dysfunction
- Thank you for the conformation [sic] of my payment. I want a refund.
- I’ll stop blocking you when you stop adding me.
Teh Awesome.
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Seen that before, but that didn’t stop me from blowing an hour enjoying the goofy linked stories
wow! Discounted Tires? From Moldavia, according to the TLD? What a deal! Let me tell you where I want them “delivered”.
From the UN Department of Treasury, no less!
(no, the UN doesn’t have one of those… but it gets better)
May you remain favored.
This letter will definitely be amazing to you because of its realistic value. Sorry for the inconveniences that was rendered to you in your line of Inheritance Payment transaction with some Nigerian Officials some while ago. Without taking much of your time, my name is Mr Andrew John, the Honorable Paymaster General of The United Kingdom. Presently,
were in partnership with the American government in averting Scams and also to avert beneficiary funds delays here in USA, So far, we have succeeded in Settling the likes of (Mrs. Ann Keyser, Mr. Edward Drake etc) their inheritant funds which was previously delayed.
:golf clap:
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Mwahahaha
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Where do I sign up?
Mr John Wagner
Director for Bank and Anti-Money Laundering
Comptroller of the Currency
Administrator of National Banks
1025 Connecticut Avenue,Washington DC
Email:johnwagner37@aol.com
(emphasis mine)
bwahahahahaha! Maybe he thinks he’s in Scotland?
Seems legit. You should hand over all the dollars.
Yes, but which ones? The blue ones or the orange ones?
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Dear Sir,
Its now crystal clear to you in the time past that you have been dealing with fraudsters because our investigation report have shown
that you have an outstanding payment
Nevertheless the did have been done and the only way to remedy the situation is to proceed to pay you an approved compensation fund of
$6.5million only as been approved for scam victims by the United Nations Debts Reconciliation Committee United Kingdom,
Thus the payment will come via ATM VISA CARD and as our paying bank is duly inter switched you will be permitted to make a maximum withdrawal
of $5000 on daily basis in any ATM VISA CENTER that is nearest to you any where in the world then the original copy of your ATM VISA CARD
shall be delivered by DHL COURIER service which shipment/insurance coverage cost is free of charge
Please to avoid wrong delivery of your ATM VISA CARD you are kindly expected to reply immediately and re-confirm your full names and your
delivery address
Thank You
Inspector Jones Blair
Scotland Yard Police UK
And it’s crystal clear that you think I am an idiot.
And a happy “the did have been done” to you too.
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I’m not sure what “Vagra” is, but I’m pretty sure I don’t need it.
Hopefully, it’s the version of the pill that doesn’t cause you to break out in song about your erectile dysfunction with your friends around a campfire.
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YOUR DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED WITH YOUR CONSIGNMENT BOX
Okay, between firing him and getting the restraining order, I shouldn’t have that problem anymore.
Also, I returned the “consignment box” because it was impossible to get batteries fro it.
From: IMF leobardo@cantv.net
KINDLY OPEN THE ATTACHED FILE IRREVOCABLE PAYMENT.
The quality of education is not strained.
Subject: Can i trust you ?
From: Sgt John Scot info@mail.comI am sgt John Scot of the US Army base in Afghanistan for peace keeping I found your contact detail in a address journal am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $25,000,000.00 to you as long as I am assured that it will be safe in your care until I complete my service here in Afghanistan.
The US Army base in Afghanistan? Wow, color me impressed. Hoo-rah.
I know I should be grateful the scammers are so easily detected, but part of me longs for the days when competency was valued.