You want creepy? While I was in the shower this morning I realized that the big boss was going to be I town, and I thought about how he always buys us lunch, and that I hadn’t had a power salad from Panera in a while.
Fast-forward to 8:05am and an email arrived in my inbox with a coupon for $1 off a salad. From Panera.
This wouldn’t be so creepy except I cannot remember the last time I’ve received a coupon from them. Donato’s yes. Massey’s yes. Jimmy John’s all the time. Panera? Idk when. So then I wonder, have they implanted us? And should I get out the tinfoil??