Job advertisements

george
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This job is located in the San Francisco bay area, where wages are higher than other parts of the country. That’s why I’m saying good luck to them filling it. If they do find someone, they’re not going to be very good.

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Bring on the funky job advertisements! Always good for a laugh!

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Sheesh, that’s a TON of responsibilities… good luck with that.

Maybe a desperate person, but no thanks…

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What caught my eye just now was this :

They need an android like Data, not a human.

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See, I read that job description as 3 separate jobs rolled into one.

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The sad thing is, I thought about applying for it because I am getting kind of desperate now… Then my common sense kicked in and I realized that this is a job to run screaming from, not to apply for.

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It might be worth, just for fun, putting together a proposal as a team of people that fit that and package it as a contracting gig.

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You have a point there. At least it would be entertaining when the ijjit who put that together figures out what they are are asking for isn’t what they are willing to pay for.

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Seriously? :smiley:

I want some of that good stuff they’ve been smoking!

Edited by Nabiki - moved to appropriate thread.

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Junior developer?
You’d need about 150 years to amass all those qualifications & 150 years doesn’t make you a junior developer.

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Thanks to whoever linked my post to this :blush:

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You’re welcome. :slight_smile:

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Another one :

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I love this part. You know they just cut and pasted a list from some place.

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That’s not a Network Engineer position, that’s a sales position. And there’s no way they can find a sales weasel with those network qualifications, or a network engineer with the necessary sales qualifications.

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Sales… qualification? Surely when you advance far enough in sales you just become managerial staff, not a Doctor of Sales :wink:

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That depends on how much money you are making, and for whom.

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I thought the only qualifications for sales were having basic knowledge of your product and the ability to bullshit people into buying said product.

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In some cases the first isn’t that important.

No, I see listings requiring years of experience in sales.

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Newspeak for “We want one person to do two jobs at the same time…” (because we’re stingy bastards who want to pay the least for qualitay services rendered)

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