Things you wish the other driver could hear, v3.0

TURN YOUR FUCKING FOG LIGHTS OFF.

We have rules. The rules state that you do not use your fog lamps until visibility is less than 300 yards. This is easily measurable: can you see three streetlights ahead? Yes? Then visibility is greater than 300 yards.

And when your shitty Punto has two fog lights of equal intensity to your brake lights, your third brake light is out, and you’ve also got your tail lights on it makes it bloody hard to tell when you’re slamming on your brakes!