They should be flogged.
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Cat oā nine tails?
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Every time I see someone on the shoulder I yell āNobody let that fucker in!ā. But someone always does.
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When I was younger, and dumber. My ex-wife and I, before we were married, used to drive back and forth from where she was at Ball State to my place. This was mostly on a two lane highway, 69 actually. We would pass slow people together, back at this time it was a 70 mph highway that many people easily exceeded 90. I would pass on the right, in the breakdown lane, and she would pass on the left. Or when they were in the left lane we would both pass on the right with her in the right hand lane and me in the break down lane, sometimes with one of us in the far left breakdown lane if it was there. Weād also set up rolling roadblocks on annoying people,
No cell phones, so itās not like we coordinated this or had any safety margins. We were both just young, dumb, and indestructible. I have no idea how we never wrecked. got arrested, or wrecked anyone else.
This is my confession and request for forgivenessā¦
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I remember, as a newly-minted P-plater (can drive alone, must display a P plate and must have a blood alcohol content of zero) sitting in the fast lane at the speed limit and thinking I was doing the people behind me a favour by not letting them get fined. I was genuinely surprised when I got lots of angry gesticulations. 
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Ahhh, youthā¦
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You were in the turn left lane, indicating left.
I was in the turn right lane, indicating right.
You sir are a complete cockwomble for your manoeuvre that left you in front of me where you actually wanted to be, but facing backwards because you canāt control your Corsa for shit.
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Full-size pickup trucks with an extended cab are big enough by themselves. Taking them into a parking garage might not be the best move. But from what I saw, either the power steering was not working or the driver, being an older person, might not have been making use of the full range of the steering wheel. Commence numerous tiny back-and-forth movements as the truck slowly makes its turn out of its parking spot.
I hate parking in parking garages. I try to just park on the top floor away from the door. Big trucks just arenāt meant to fiddle around in them.
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27 point turn FTW!
Hence the limits Iāve placed on any new truck I get. 2 doors is good(I donāt like people. You guys are all imaginary so youāre fine) with a 6 foot bed.
Yeah, I got four doors because itās the travel vehicle. The Ram 1500 is supposed to have the most passenger room per seat of any vehicle, itās pretty roomy. But I did get the smaller bed.
Itās still yuge.
Good to hear! Althoguh my hearing is, I presume, imaginary.
Iāve had a similar discussion if I get rid of the Mini Iām currently driving. Iāve discussed getting another Jeep, and my wife wants the 4-door but Iām fine with 2.
Iām back and forth. I want a Jeep (learned to drive on an old Wilyās) but donāt want to give up having a truck. For just running around, a 2 door Jeep would be fine but then I think I could do a 4 door and buy a Scrambler body kit and turn it into a truck-like vehicle. Then thereās the actual Jeep truck coming soon and the new Ranger that Iām interested in seeing. So it all boils down to buying nothing and just waiting.
I want the new Bronco.
This is all LBJās fault. Him and his damn chicken tax.
I dunno. All the Mopar guys that ride in my F-150 SuperCrew have the same āDamn, itās big in hereā reaction.
Jebus a few raindrops hit the road and you all turn into blithering idiots who double my commute time.
Replace āraindropsā with āsnowflakesā and thatās me 4 months of the year.
I want Dodge to update the PowerWagon.
Remember Rick Simonās?
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