A life lesson for everyone.
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The lucky ones make some fascinating discoveries about their ancestry, too.
Mine has Mordor and Winter is Coming.
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Mine does more of an almost hot enough, almost there, almost there, almost there⌠oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit⌠then whoa, the neighbor flushed the toilet!!!
The first 95 degrees of movement on the knob go from ice cold to lukewarm, the last 5 degrees have a temperature gradient of about 20 degrees.
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Nice. Took me a minute
Mine goes from ridiculously cold to hotter than Hades in 1/8th of a turn.
The joys of a gravity-fed hot water system (temp needs to be kept at 70C or above to thwart bacteria).
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Been there, regretted that.
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Is clickbait a meme?
I love these guys so much.
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This should definitely be a meme.
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I donât get the one about the baseball player? 
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Whoâs on First.
The playerâs name is âHuâ (which is phonetically similar to âWhoâ) and he appears tob e on first base, which makes it a reference to an ancient and much-parodied comedy routine.