Random Musings (and associated non sequiturs) v. 3.0

Warmer, richer sound. Much more natural.

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I wonder who at TV Guide thinks the movie Puppet Master can be described as ā€œHobbies & Craftsā€?

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Violent temper tantrums lasting 30 minutes to 2 hours twice a day gets really old after a week.

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Buy one Kinder Bueno for Ā£0.60. Buy two for Ā£1.20. Buy three for Ā£1.20 because itā€™s on the ā€œThree For Ā£1.20ā€ offer.

Buy four Kinder Bueno for Ā£1.

Supermarkets, youā€™re the reason our country canā€™t do maths anymore.

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Coworker?

:wink:

I did something to my back. I have a lump of pain in my lower left back that goes right down my leg if I move wrong. I took a hot bath last night and a muscle relaxant, which helped some, but spending all day pretty much in bed today has also helped. Itā€™s now down to a dull ache. No exercise or activity for me today!

Going down the leg isnā€™t good. When I had that, it was quite severe and sent me to the ER in the middle of the night. They said my sciatic nerve was pinched - greeeeat - and that it would probably come back at some point - greeeeat. But there are exercises (more like stretches than strengthening exercise) that can help relax the tight muscles that torque the back out of shape! I really should be doing those more often.

It was enough better this morning that I decided to do some more work in my garden today. Iā€™m regretting it now, but it still isnā€™t as bad as it was yesterday. I stayed either in bed or on the couch all day yesterday, and will probably do mostly the same for the rest of today.

Edit - Yesterday was bad enough almost any kind of movement hurt. Today I can at least walk around without too much discomfort.

Hooray! Iā€™m the a-hole now!

Welcome to the club, @dakboy

Where do we meet?

A club on the south side called the Sphincter.

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Is it hard to get into that club? Iā€™ve heard conflicting reports.

It depends on how well you grease the door guard.

Aether or amyl nitrate soaked into a cloth, and placed over the bouncersā€™ face, helps too.

Seriously, when did this turn into the adventures of Sphinctero? Bahahaha :smiling_imp:

Is there any food that is as markedly different as leftovers than dumplings?

Is a shovel a blunt instrument or an edged weapon?

First one, then the other.

Depends on the type of shovel, surely? Iā€™d have said a flat-edge shovel is a bunt instrument, while a round-edge shovel is an edged weapon.

Iā€™d agree with you on flat-edge shovels. Thereā€™s no way you can get a decent enough thrust with a shovel head-on to qualify as piercing.

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