It’s amazing how much legislation is handed to people already written. Mostly because the people in Congress are too busy being in Congress to actually understand anything besides Congress.
I needed this today. Bad Lip Reading-A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back - Seagulls Stop It Now
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Capsaicin.
I am on leave this week. No getting up at stupid-o’clock and cramming into a train with a thousand other people to sit in an office for 8+ hours before cramming myself into another train home again.
Being unemployed for a year certainly spoilt my tolerance towards work and commuting.
The latest Arby’s commercial has the announcer singing the theme song from “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”.
“It does what it says on the shirt.”
Available on the website as soon as I find an appropriate model willing to wear one for photos. I’ve gotten requests for onesies, children’s sizes and booty shorts. I will not be modelling that last item. You’re welcome.
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@Nabiki can do booty shorts? 
Or @ToasterFairy ? 
/runs far far far away
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@Ook likes to live dangerously
You don’t want to see me in booty shorts. Trust me.
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There’s not a short alive that can tame this booty.
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Indeed I do. Seems I’ve got some reactions to my post…
whoopsy 
This would be a good time for @Datababe and her avatar…
We are in contract. 
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It can’t be as bad as Rizak in them. 
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Having pumpkin pie Pop-Tarts for desert to celebrate getting the last of the fence put up. Neighbors didn’t complain, even though it took until about 8pm to get it done. I’m thinking about handing out thank you cards.
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I got a spot bonus from work. I won’t get it for another 2 weeks but it’s something. I still hate my job though.
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Do I need to do a Sim of Rizak in booty shorts…? >;-D
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No, you need to NOT do a sim of Rizak in booty shorts.
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I have ordered an emergency delivery of Acme mindscrub and eyewash, just in case we see it…