If that were me my happy ass would be down at the courthouse on my 18th birthday to get it changed.
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To Sweet Tits?
Sweet Cheeks
Thatās my nickname.
Huh. Weāre hiring PotC characters now.
Liz Swan
Wow, that came up when I googled it. I thought Iād have to dig through some fan sites or something. I seriously had no idea people were abbreviating Pirates of the Caribbean.
Haha. My wife and I are watching Breaking bad. We are about halfway through the final season. She has seen it, I havenāt. A couple episodes ago, Saul referred to his assistant as Honey Tits and she gave him the what for. So Sweet Tits made me think of that.
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evthng is abbrev nw.
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Ikr?? 
Mtn Dew.
I am still irritated about that.
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(late to the party)
MY father worked with a fellow named Undra (Un-Drah)ā¦because his parents didnāt know how to spell Andre.
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Undra wouldnāt bother me, though I do worry about pronunciation a bit.
My years of reading fantasy novels have prepared me, perhaps not well but better than most, to handle complex names. I think I prefer some of the more complex Indian ones, as theyāre usually relatively clear and straightforward. Youvāe just got to sound it out
Welsh, on the other handā¦
Iād like to buy a few vowels please.
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My brother knew two sisters in college. Last name of Apple.
First namesā¦ (you know where this is going)ā¦
Candy and Taffy.
I always wondered what a brother would be named. Mac(intosh?) Green?
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I met in passing a Filipino man (boy? whatever) who was doing community theatre with my sister.
His name was āC.ā
Not short for anything. His Dad just couldnāt be arsed to go any further. Three sonsā¦A, B and C.
I always wanted to tell him the joke: āDid you hear about the Mexican fireman whose wife gave birth to twin boys? He named the first one Jose.ā
(This is really better spoken, not written)
āThe second one he named Hose B.ā
āAny parent that gives their child a ācuteā name should immediately start setting aside money for the therapy that child will need from being teased about that name.ā
I have two out of three female gendered names. Sure in the 30ās Iād have been named so manly that my chest hairs would have chest hairs. But in 1979, it was the worst name combination on the planet.
I learned to fight, and then Iearned to take a beating.
I had a friend in high school that most people referred to as "Stacey, itās a dude"
I swear, it seems like when talking about him when he was not present, his name was followed by āitās a dudeā more often than notā¦
āAfter work, Iām going to go pickup Staceyā¦ā
- some guy sitting nearby perks up and looks over as heās eavesdropping -
"ā¦ itās a dude." - eavesdropper becomes disinterested and conversation continues.
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Maybe you can trade some of your excess consonants to the Hawaiians for some.
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I got the shit kicked out of me by a dude named Stacey because I had a girlās name.
Shit, Kelly Meredith would have been a action hero in Kiplingās days.