Random Musings (and associated non sequiturs) v. 3.0

Man, I keep doing that in my normal conversations.

I wonder if anyone has ever said, ā€œHey, pour me a warm one, will ya?ā€

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Seems like things are going to pot in Colombiaā€¦

Iā€™m glad to see They Might Be Giants are realistic about being aging musicians:

Anyone remember when Mark Hamill made the joke about what the third movieā€™s subtitle will be? He started with ā€œThe Force Awakensā€, continued with ā€œThe Last Jediā€ and finished with ā€œFrom His Napā€.

This time, The Simpsons didnā€™t do it first, but they have made a short film called ā€œMaggie Simpson in: The Force Awakens From Its Napā€.

I am more than a little disappointed that the ā€œburger menuā€ in the program doesnā€™t have anything to do with food.

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Now Iā€™m in the mood for a Whopperā€¦

If you want to be vegetarian or vegan, you can, because as a human being, you have the ability to choose other foods that provide the nutrition a humanā€™s body requires.

It isnā€™t the same for animals like canines and felines. Some animals of them have to have meat in order to be healthy because of certain compounds that are present in meat. For example, cats have to have taurine or they will start experiencing retinal degeneration that will eventually become blindness, and female cats can have reproductive failures. If youā€™re going to take away meat from their diet, you have to provide those mandatory compounds in other forms.

And for peteā€™s sake, water is mandatory no matter what kind of animal youā€™re dealing with, human or otherwise. Itā€™s not optional.

One dog dead, another has permanently disfigured front paws, due to vegan diet.

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I didnā€™t want to click on that link, but I did. Itā€™s safe to view. No scary pics.
Some people are just too stubborn and stupid. Do your goddam homework.

You eat murdered animals. You will never be like us ā€” we are vegans and love (torturing)* animals

Iā€™m happy to never be like them - Iā€™d rather not torture my pets to death thank you.

Me neither - thanks for taking one for the team to check the safety.

* word added to describe what they actually do

Today (May 10th) is the day in 1893 that the Supreme Court of the United States rules in Nix v. Hedden that a tomato is a vegetable, not a fruit, under the Tariff Act of 1883

Or their hearts will explode (dilated cardiomyopathy). :woman_shrugging:t3:

/me needs to remember to add a ā€œNGPā€ tag to links (no gross pics) to indicate somethingā€™s okay to read

begin Australian accent

These kangaroos are a bloody nuisance on our Ontario roads.

end ridiculous accent

Hey, Ottawa has kangaroos, Toronto has capybaras and peacocks.

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Last year there was a dustup in town because someone had a kangaroo in their back yard. The town or city had to make an official statement saying that kangaroos arenā€™t illegal, all the required paperwork was in order, and the kangaroo was completely healthy and not in any danger so they had no reason to intervene.

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Be very thankful it wasnā€™t a wombat. In a wombat vs car incident, the car usually losesā€¦

You know what a wombat is for?
To play Wom with.

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Combat Wombats are the worst

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Iā€™ve heard that armadillos are pretty rough on vehicles. They jump, so they end up hitting the underside of a vehicle or jumping into the grille.