For a while, I was traveling for work 2-4 times a month and the problem I had was not so much “where did I park” as “what kind of car am I even driving this week?”
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Well I found my car. They tried to trick me though. It’s level four in the garage but level three in the HOTEL. Not funny. 
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It’s that time of year again. Time to pumpkin spice all the things!
But I don’t want the Pumpkin Spice Eye Drops!!!
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You’ll like them more than the Pumpkin Spice Suppositories…
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Pumpkin spice condoms? No, thank you.
What do you think? Do you think they’ll hatch?
Assuming you got this recently, whether it was sent on the 6th of July or the 7th of June, I’m pretty sure it falls outside of a 3 day delivery.
The fact that all the eggs are likely broken may actually be a blessing in disguise.
Whatever, I don’t think you want to open it because the smell is going to be pretty horrible.
So, to answer your question, of course they will 
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To give you an idea, here are the replacements for the late shipment. This picture was taken over a week ago.
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Give it a try? Or you can claim your money back?
Up to you.
I think I’m going to carefully open it outside, with the garbage can right next to it. I gave Myshire Farm the update and they have the tracking number, so they’re the ones entitled to a refund. They already replaced the eggs and they hatched over a month ago.
Ima just share a video with you.
PROTIP : To find out whether an egg is cooked or not, put it on a flat surface, then spin it. After a couple of revolutions, briefly stop it by putting your finger on it, and release your finger quickly.
If it is uncooked, the liquid mass inside will keep on rotating, and it will cause the (stopped) shell to rotate again.
Why is a recovering alcoholic creating and promoting his own line of beers?
To pay for rehab?
That does seem like a poor idea.
Oh, the irony.
UPS works so much better when the critical Keep Internet Alive Stuff is on the ‘Battery’ side of the UPS, not just “Surge Protection.”
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It worked for Drew Carey in a sitcom!
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The rest of my family are complete failures as geeks.
There is a real estate company here called “The Collective” (or maybe just “Collective”, I’m not sure).
I am the only person in the family who immediately thought it should have “Borg” in the name.
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