Random Musings (and associated non sequiturs) v. 3.0

Rotisserie chicken.
The greatest technological advancement of the 20th century.

What do they do with all that chicken fat/schmaltz?

I’m hoping that it actually gets made into gravy for the surfeit of poutine that I see everywhere I turn.

My god, I could really go for a good poutine right now.
I gave blood this morning (on my day off) and I guess I’m feeling a little snack-y.
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This is weird. I buy Peanut M&Ms to either mix in with other flavored and plain nuts or sometimes to eat as is. I’ve noticed that there seems to be a slight difference in the taste of the chocolate used. If they’re from a bag with a more orange tinge to the label, it has one flavor. If they’re from a bag where the label is more yellow, the flavor is slightly different. It seems to be consistent with the packaging, so it’s not like one particular batch got a different formula of chocolate. As far as I can tell, it’s not coming from any sort of flavor from the food coloring for the shell around it.

Maybe its where they are manufactured?

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Accelerating, or reaccelerating, the incandescent light bulb ban is a pain in my industry. To remelt solidified honey the easiest method is a warming box using one or two light bulbs and a dimmer switch, LEDs will not generate enough heat. To store honey, often people will warm a closet or pantry with a bulb to keep the honey liquid for a bit longer. Some people use them to keep pipes from freezing, or in my mother’s case, wine.

There are many applications where heat isn’t the waste product but the desired effect. Applications where a heat lamp isn’t desirable or is too dangerous.

But that’s ok, they keep making washers and toilets worse too.

What about a reptile ceramic heat bulb? No light, just heat. I use those for chicks.

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Could work for my purpose, but then I need a light too. At least it looks like you can run a dimmer on them.

Brad Garrett has been doing commercials as a competitor of “Jimmy’s Johns” that sells a “bread-like substance”. Danny DeVito doesn’t play a specific character, but he is making commercials for Jersey Mike’s Subs. I really want to see one of them show up in the other’s commercial.

Have you seen the old Boss Coffee commercials with Tommy Lee Jones? They’re hilarious.

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AstroPixelProcessor is a total beast.

I drink Boss coffee because of those(that and its a really good coffee).

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Kia, I know the way they way your new logo is made, it does spell out “KIA”. Every time I see it, it looks like KИ (K, backwards N).

In other random news, I just learned that the standard character sets for fonts like Arial include the Latin NJ character. Since the mixed case and lowercase variations are included, you can spell “ninja” using just four characters (ninja) or even just two if you go more phonetically (nja).

I really want to send someone an MS Word document that includes the four-character ninja and see how long it takes them to find out why the word is misspelled. Or does that fall into the “that’s just evil” category?

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Playing make-believe has changed a lot since I was little. Kids these days assign CEO roles to each other.

I just google translate KИ from Russian to English, and it’s nothing offensive or silly

It just says KI.

As you were.

Ever take a stroll through your old posts and see how some of your opinions on things have changed, or not, over time?

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On occasion, yes.

If you are driving and there’s a large mob ahead, DO NOT try to drive through them.

Just turn around and find an alternative, safer route.

If you’re in the middle of a mob, and they start banging on your car, DO NOT get out to confront them, GIVE GAS and get the hell out of Dodge.

Seriously, situational awareness is where it’s at these days.

Dunno if this instagram link will work, but it shows a flash mob surrounding and beating up a car.

People/businesses/publishers who use that character in place of N to make sure you know it’s supposed to be Russian

are really really irritating if you actually read Russian.

Double for the backwards R (which is pronounced like “yah”).

That put me in the mood for…

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I saw that for my 12th birthday in the theater. Only one person showed up to my birthday party, and we weren’t particularly close before that or after, but I would absolutely commit felonies for him.

How did I not know about the wonder that is compression packing cubes before now??? Not even just from the compression point of view, which is nice, but just for the organization factor.

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