I think I shall!
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OMG, itās 4:04ā¦ I canāt find anything!
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My fitbit tells me that I burn fewer calories for the same workout as I lose weight. It makes perfect sense, but I donāt like the fact that I get to eat even less as I lose weight.
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You do know that by continuing the workout and keeping the same diet, you will still lose weight, right? The slope becomes shallower, but itās healthier to do it that way.
I know. Since Iām a jobless bum right now, Iām spending a lot of time watching J and K dramas right now, but I do that while Iām on my stationary bike so Iām racking up about 2 and a half to 3 hours a day of high activity. The nice thing about that much activity is that I pretty much get to eat as much as I like. 
Youāre not a bum. Your Thunderbird intake is far too low to be a bum.
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Iām seriously thinking about getting a doggy shirt for Kenyatta that says āTheyāre implantsā.
Since when do we have āIndependence Day observedā? Having the 4th on a Saturday was inconvenient?
One more day off for those who work a standard 40 hour week. Having the 4th on a Saturday ruins that for those folks.
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So, I signed up on a dating site a few months ago. Whatās with all the messages from guys in their twenties, and early twenties at that? I like younger guys and all, but Iām almost 50, so I rather doubt thereās much real relationship potential thereā¦
What, you never saw Extreme Cougar Wives on TLC?
Iām overweight and not that good looking. And errā¦ what? Extreme Cougar Wives??? 
I can relate. And I donāt have any interest in younger guys (at least, not 10 years or more younger than me).
Iāve mostly given up on the whole dating thing.
Something I read that I took to heart after my unemployment that sounds silly.
You donāt get days off from being unemployed.
When I first heard it it didnāt make any sense at all. But after being unemployed it made perfect sense. And by unemployed I mean havenāt given up on employment yet. The pressure just stays there constantly.
Maybe they have a thing for Asian women. 
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Middle child has been sort of sick for the last two weeks. Coughing and headache with some stomach issues. Sheāll come home long enough to feel a bit better, then head right back out to hang with friends.
She also bought a vape pen, sheās an adult I told her I was disappointed and said donāt use it around me, maybe related, maybe not.
Anyway, she was up late at a friendās last night, and then turned up at home this morning sick as a dog, on orientation day at university. My wife managed to drag her around to about two thirds of todayās events before she was throwing up blood and totally out of it.
On the phone I mention that she may have finally driven herself into the ground and exhausted herself by not resting when she was sick. You would have thought I accused her of making it all up.
I donāt always understand why pointing out the obvious is so badly taken. Itās times like this that I wonder if Iām not slightly on the aspergerās scale. But as far as I can tell every time she should be rested and ready to go for something she turns up exhausted and half sick, and then gets more sick.
Because thatās not fair.
Iām always accused of having some sort of motive when Iām just advancing a theory.
Oh, the āyouāre only saying that because you want me to sufferā shtick.
Even better, itās the āYouāre only saying that because youāre an assholeā schtick.
There is no doubt in my mind that she is ill, Iām also certain that sheās been burning the candle at both ends. At a certain point partying, even if the āpartyā is just hanging out at your bestieās house and jabbering till 3 AM while vaping till you almost puke, catches up with you. To a certain extent I suppose Iām glad it happened now instead of after school starts. She is going to go in and register for class today, but sheās missed out on an hour of financial aid talk, which she needs, and a couple hours of academic advice.