Ours are fairly quiet, but when they bark, it is either pesky baboons or somebody coming for a visit.
Or they’ve found a new toy (snake/mouse/etc) and just want to let the world know they’ve found a new toy…
I also think that you don’t have neighbours close enough to wake up when they do bark. Dogs are supposed to be alarms, but alarms should not be going off all day and all night.
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im trying to explain this to my girlfriend about her extremely yappy rat dogs. I hate it, som one breathes to loud and they freak the hell out. I already am not a dog person, let alone a rat dog person.
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I call them punt dogs - and not the boating punt.
I call them punt a pooches. Chihuahuas specifically are pirhana rats.
Edit: The only time I’ve ever been bitten hard enough to draw blood was by a punt a pooch. I was in Scotland looking for a Bed & Breakfast. I found the one I was looking for, this little beast came yapping out at me, bit me and drew blood through my shoe. I punted the pooch and went looking for another B&B.
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The security guard who was behind Ronaldo deserves a raise. He managed to see what was happening, get around Ronaldo (stopping him from going any further), and push the idiot away before the idiot did any damage.
ME: (points in an arc) Oh, there it goes!
HE: There WHAT goes?
ME: It doesn’t matter. It was over your head anyway.
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Sooooooo … by overlanding, you mean camping, right?
Next time, just say camping. Now you sound like a pretentious douchebag who spent $800 on a water tank “system” for your 4x4.
Which you did.
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You’ll let me empty an entire bottle of ketchup onto my plate without pause, but if I want a small dollop of sickening Miracle Whip (what I’ll get if I ask for mayonnaise) in a cup it costs $3? A processed slice cheeseburger costs $4 more than a hamburger? YOU DON’T HAVE ANY NAPKINS?
I’m putting together a GOURMET TOOLBOX that I plan to take with me to every restaurant I plan to eat in. I have a bunch of tiny 2 oz silicone squeeze bottles for some of the liquids already and some glass bottles with a fine mist topper (purchased years ago) that should help out a lot. Let me know of any additions I could make.
large, compressed, disposable napkin tablets that expand in water
chopsticks/fork/spoon/serrated knife (2 sets)
wet wipes
malt vinegar (spray)
Helmann’s mayonnaise (squeeze)
Heinz’s ketchup (squeeze)
yellow mustard (squeeze)
salt & pepper
butter
cheese slices
takeaway containers
That should all fit into a pretty compact bag. It doesn’t even really need refrigeration aside from the cheese slices that I can swap out once/week or so. Okay, maybe the mayo.
I could add an orange for that one bar I like that never has any for the Belgian Moon beer I enjoy. Cut a wheel for myself at the bar and then put the orange back in my bag. Maybe they’ll get the point. I mean, they have it on tap. They know.
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Honey. What most places give out as honey spread or whatever other horrific substitute is rancid.
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I’m so lucky to have someone who sends me honey every year from his hives. I tell people I have a honey daddy. 
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In most places its corn syrup and some bs are added to make “shelf-stable honey”.
Honey is already shelf-stable who comes up with this shite.
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The same people selling “non-GMO certification” for salt
And “Organic” honey is the same shite from the other side. Like you followed those little buggers to make sure they didn’t go to the wrong flowers.
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THEY SELL FUCKING WHAT???
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Kind of like antibiotic free chickens. It’s against the law to slaughter and sell for human consumption chickens that still have antibiotics in them. All chicken is antibiotic free.
The extra you pay for “cage free”, “organic” and “gluten free” chicken is just Mr. Barnum being proven right yet again. If you can’t see and touch the animal before it is killed you don’t really know much about it beyond it probably passed a couple inspections by a bored fed.
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Natural honey’s the best.
Wish I could send you guys a small sample of ours, but courier costs + customs + etc will make it too expensive 
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Do yall have sites where i can order your honey? my pervious keeper no longer is able to provide.
Can’t make this shit up. https://www.amazon.com/Soeos-Himalayan-Pink-Salt-Nautual/dp/B081Z8T4X6/