I can’t really understand rolling your own when there are so many other options available.
I especially can’t understand it when your offering sucks.
Here’s a hint. If the subject line says “*VIAGRA&CIALIS” then it’s SPAM, not “bulk mail”
Didn’t anybody think to check things out when the “bulk mail” folder has hundreds of items and the “Spam” folder has nothing?
Idiots.
p.s. I’ve been trying to get my wife to stop using your email for ages, thanks for giving me more ammunition.
I know cranberries are fine for dogs. I’m pretty sure they are fine for cats too but I would have to look further. There is a supplement called cranidinin that is supposed to help out dogs with urinary issues.
Last week (on a Thursday morning) we got woken up by two ne’er-do-wells breaking into our house.
I confronted them whilst the Mrs was rustling up some help.
Unfortunately they hit me twice on the head with a monkey wrench, and once on the right knee.
I don’t want to post pictures of the head injuries as it may offend some people.
Knee is fine, it just says hai when I’m a bit too active, but otherwise it is manageable for now.
Head injuries is healing nicely. I only sustained a fracture to the front of my head.
They kept me overnight at the hospital as a precaution, but there was nothing to worry about.
Those who are religious will find consolation in the fact that the both of them did not enter our house at all, they just stood in the doorway. Eventually they allowed my wife to get a towel and attend to my injuries, and then the neighbourhood watch arrived.
I can thank the Lord that the injuries was mostly superfical and not life-threatening or that there was any damage to my brain.
At the moment we’re staying with friends, and will be putting up a fence, some lights and get a couple of black dogs (the blacks are very afraid of black dogs) and take things from there.
She’s on antibiotics for the next two weeks. Luckily, she forgives me very easily, and she doesn’t consider having a pill shoved down her throat to be a big deal.
I’m getting old. When it’s seri-assly cold both my knees start to hurt.
Haha. Time to get used to thermal underwear.
Problem is if you’re wearing too much and need to pee… cue frantic scrambling to locate the nozzle
Which reminds me - back in WW2 some British gunners was stationed in North Africa, and it used to get bitterly cold, so cold that they had to wear everything they’ve got just to stay warm during the nights. (In the words of Spike Milligan “we had to use sledgehammers to break our tents open in the mornings…”).
Of course, locating one’s willy was a big problem.
One gunner solved the problem by sliding a length of bicycle inner tubing over his, and run the tube down his leg. Just need to stand and let go - until some jealous person tied a knot in said tubing whilst he was asleep.
