'bout d@mn time!
And I helped! Woohoo! 
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A little late to the party (typical)… any chance my old title is just lying around like so much unwashed laundry?
Federal Government Law Agencies haz titles for me but they not family friendly!! :’( 
Ms Tanja! Well, holy sh!t!
Glad to see you back! We’re not much into soul collecting any more, but you can have your title… if you can remind us what it was?
Who are you again? 
Just kidding. Good to see one of the old-time peeps back.
Well, I was the Ruler of the Undead, but that was waaaayyyy back*, and checking out the new(er) forums, that doesn’t seem to fit anymore. Plus I’m not an evil HR drone anymore either. So I shall ponder whilst I get back in the swing of things.
*I stumbled on the CoG in 2001, that’s like, what, 1,000 years ago in internet time?
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Well, if that’s the case, we mods may zot at our discretion! 
Can I get a title of Most Awesome Orange Mouse?
Maybe after you’ve been here a while. Titles are supposed to be earned!
Be awesome first.
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Hey, turning orange ought to count for something.
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In fairness, of the orange mice we have in the present complement, he is the most awesome. But also the most syphilitic.
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I may (or may not) hold the title for quickest zot here.
Hmmmm… I heard that if you choke a Smurf it will turn pink. What do we need to do to turn the mouse orange?
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I’m already orange guys. My fur is orange.
You ask me, I blame society.
what society? mouse society? 
But is he orange flavored? There is but one way to be certain.
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