“A graceful exit.”
Seriously, you all absolutely suck at communication. It’s clear from every statement that you know not what you ask, or you would be ashamed to answer your phone. Please stop validating stereotypes about the Air Force and call me in six months when you are actually ready and able for me to teach you how to do your jobs. Actually, please call someone else. If I have to go down there, I will not leave until I make an airman cry.
Going to take away his porn and rubber roommate?
If you’re going to rag on me about tickets, you should take a good look at yourself because whenever you take a ticket, you never resolve it until may days after the issue was solved. I’m actually still waiting to confirm solutions on my tickets so please kindly f#ck off.
Tell him he has to do Army PT.
Yes, a meeting! That will help us make this decision faster!
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What don’t you get about one guy’s remote access connection flapping and the other guy working with a loaner that we know isn’t meant to work remotely? That’s all there is, and yet you go on and make this into a massive issue. I already tested the other guy’s laptop and confirmed that it’s his home Internet causing the issue. Stop saying it’s the laptop, geez.
Oh, your new hires at $Remote_Site are just sitting around twiddling their thumbs? Next time you might want to consider sending the requests for new user accounts and phone extensions before the day they start. We don’t even let people here at HQ get away with that so I’m not sure why you thought it was a good idea.
You know, you’d get more results if you actually followed your own example. Because of that, you telling me to put more tickets in when you can’t even use the ticketing software properly (and you should know how to use it properly) goes in one ear and out the other. The day I find out you can use the software properly is the day I’ll start putting more tickets in.
I’ve seen MSDS forms that were more creative than you. News flash kiddo, creativity isn’t an accident. If it was, your insurance company would be in charge of awarding the Pulitzer prize.
I have a better idea: Walking out of this place and not coming back for a week. Now that’s something I will always approve of.
I love vendor management.
Thank you, $vendor, for explaining to me how $process works.
I wrote $process.
I came up with the idea for $process.
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There is no way in hell I am turning that nightmare into inspiration.
I’m sorry I fixed your dog’s problem, gave you the at-home medication you preferred, and will only contact you for treatment authorization in the future because you don’t want other people making decisions for your pet even though you continue to send other people in with him. I can see how getting your way 100% can be aggravating and why that level of service would cause you to leave our practice. Don’t let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you!
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Sounds like you treated the wrong bitch.
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Dear $TopBrassMangler
Last year we informed you exactly as to what equipment we need in order to make full use of our fancy-dandy new fiber line.
Up to date nothing happened, even though we repeatedly presented the information to you.
Now that we have a crisis with one line being down, you now act all surprised, indignant and demanding that we fix the problem.
Read my lips : no.
First get the equipment we so sorely lack, then we’ll talk again.
kthanxbai
Dear vendors:
Is it really so hard to remember to renew your certificates? Two of you have fscked this up already this year.
Dear $Boss,
Please go home. I don’t want to catch whatever crud you have.
Thanks $boss for putting my expense reimbursement on the same check as my regular pay and thus making it look like taxable income. Nothing I can’t simply mark under returns and allowances next April, but did you also have to round down the amount you owed me in your favor? (Yeah, it’s $1.77. It’s called principle.) I also should have been reimbursed the same day I incurred the expense, not 24 days later. You don’t pay me enough that I can afford to give interest-free loans of indefinite duration.