Things that suck

My property, the 3 foot stumps are still there.

As far as specific complaints or who is getting hurt, I have no idea. I have not been able to get anything specific out of the town manager. No opportunity for fixing these unknown issues. And the main issue appears to be the quantity of the complaints. Two or three people complaining again and again about something doesn’t matter if the something is legal.

My answer last year was prove it, and this year they videoed my bees going to the neighbor’s pool. And I’m like, and?

I am sure if I asked them to move they would have. I think it was designed to just put me on the back foot.

Call a lawyer. I’m very serious here.
I have seen a lot of stories about people doing this sort of crap and they are on the hook for the replacement cost of the trees - which could run into the hundreds of thousands of dollars for trees that have 3ft stumps.

Also, I third the suggestion of recording everything.

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Every so often stories about this pop up on reddit. Reddit loves tree law and everyone comes out of the woodwork with their tree law stories. Tree law can be (as you’ve pointed out) very expensive for the offender because large old-growth trees can’t just be replaced with a quick trip to the nursery.

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You can ask any good lawyer for a pro-bono case. Especially if the law is 100% on your side.

Good luck.

Vertical, not around. He cut them at the fence height.

Sounds like a dick move to me. But so is cutting down someone else’s trees. And also: tree law

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This is great. A hive just swarmed onto the dumpster behind the elementary school. This is beyond range of my hives, half a mile away and on the opposite side of the building from my hives. Ammunition for the town has bees deal with it argument.

In my letter to the town manager I suggested that if my neighbors hadn’t illegally cut the screening trees down they wouldn’t have had as big of a problem. I don’t care about the trees, they are something to use to make my point, and as a possible response.

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They’re all wearing Woodman’s gang colors.
:grin:

I think you meant to write “these were my emotional support trees” there. Common misspelling.

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Since I sent my response Friday the town has had a water main break and multiple stupid street department issues. I think I am back burnered.

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Oh, my god. I almost lost my mind.
I needed to prepare a report on an environment that hasn’t been touched by human hands in probably 5 years.
I had to remote in through 2 different environments and 6 layers of VMs and jump servers, each with it’s own distinct layer of security. I felt like I was in Inception.
“We have to go deeper.”
I made it through without having to draw out a map of the connections in my own cerebral fluid, of which there is plenty now from banging my head against the desk.
Moving the file back was the trickiest part due to departmental restrictions on data transfer.
I am needing a beer+1. Almost lunchtime.

Admit it.

You’ve just hacked the FBI/CIA/Wagner Group and retrieved a file containing their latest menu offerings for their canteen… :rofl:

But eish, I’m just glad I’m not in charge of that security, must be a bloody nightmare in supporting that onion-layered security system…

Oh, and here’s youse beer… :beers:

Restaurants that put a giant container of ketchup on the table that you can use freely, but charge you $2 for a small amount of mayonnaise (that isn’t even mayonnaise).
Maybe I need to make a restaurant go-bag. A couple of slices of cheese, a small bottle of mayo, some Maldon salt, a bit of Dijon, some real parmigiano reggiano. I never really know what I’m going to need, but I know I can’t trust a restaurant to have what I want.
Oh, god. Could that be my new product line? The legitimate foodie box? What would it look like? An aluminum worker’s lunchbox? That way you could have a couple of reusable containers for your leftovers instead of getting a styrofoam box.
Oh, this needs a good think.

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I feel the same way about honey. It usually isn’t even honey. Thankfully my regular breakfast place actually carries and sells my honey.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT HONEY???

Syrupy water masquerading as honey.

I got a bottle of real honey. Lovely stuff.

Counterfeit honey is a real problem.

it is???
WHAT? this is blowing my mind.

Don’t even get me started on fake gas.

What? What even is this???